Sounds like something written for The Onion…except it really happened:
“Q Scott, is the insurgency in Iraq in its ‘last throes’?
McCLELLAN: Terry, you have a desperate group of terrorists in Iraq that are doing everything they can to try to derail the transition to democracy. The Iraqi people have made it clear that they want a free and democratic and peaceful future. And that’s why we’re doing everything we can, along with other countries, to support the Iraqi people as they move forward.
Q But the insurgency is in its last throes?”